QUESTIONAIRRRRE

seems like i got tagged ...luckily without the bagged bit.

10 years ago today: I'm chronologically dyslexic and therefore i can only guess that ten years ago i was making a cup of tea... of which i think i mistakenly put two sugars in. i was probably going to college full of ideals and painting grass instead of smoking it.

5 years ago today: Mentally ill on an island in the hebrides i think.. still drinking tea accidentally sweetened no doubt.

1 year ago today: I was working for a lesbian garden company..trying very hard to garden downhill.

Yesterday: sitting in three different positions in front of the tv watching three crappy movies.

Tommorow: Travelling to work like all the other paranoid crazy londoners deep underground staring at all 'olive-skinned' guys with rucksacks.

5 snacks i enjoy: tiny cakes, medium sized cakes, large cakes, huge cakes, an orange.

5 bands that i know most of the lyrics to most of their songs: aphex twin, squarepusher, kid606, knifehandchop, christina aguilera.

5 things i would do with $100,000,000: find out what dollar it is, convert it into pounds, put it in a safe place, buy a reasonable sized cake, buy a solid gold house... (a small one if currency conversion not too good).

5 locations i'd like to run away to: a train station, a bus station, an airport, a taxi rank, the seaside.

5 bad habits i have: not 'getting' reality, sarcasm, not filling questionnaires out properly

5 things i like doing: filling out questionnaires, jumping, walking through beautiful green woods, eating reasonable sized cakes, staying awake for no real reason.

5 things i would never wear: the eiffel tower, lava, lettuce pants, a suit of live mice, my heart on my sleeve.

5 tv shows i like: ren and stimpy, futurama, meet the skeleton family, the reasonably sized cake show, alien v's Mr ed.

5 movies i like: time bandits, four other films with dwarfs in.

5 famous people i'd like to meet: Abe Lincoln, Dr. Zaius, Dr. seuss, Dr.Who(Tom Baker), Jim Henson.

5 biggest joys of the moment: not being blown up, not being run over, not being mugged, not going blind, this questionnaire is nearly over.

5 favourite toys: stimpy, mindlab, computer, pogo shoes, time machine.

5 victims to tag: i wouldn't be so cruel